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Golf Tees For The
Other 99%

For golfers who play for the joke at the 19th hole, not the leaderboard. Funny, soft, and built to survive your worst rounds.

★★★★★ 4.9 · Loved by golfers across the USA
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Sound familiar?

You Lost 4 Balls.
Shot A 108.
And Booked Next Saturday.

You wake up at 5:30 AM on a Saturday. Voluntarily.

To spend four hours losing balls in the woods.

And somehow you call it relaxing.

We made shirts for you.

★★★★★
4.9 / 5 · Real Golfer Reviews
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★★★★★
Got 6 compliments and 3 bogeys.
Wore this on the course Saturday. Three guys in my group asked where I got it. One pulled out his phone and ordered one on the 4th hole. Quality is solid — exactly what it says it is.
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Mike T. Verified
Austin, TX · 3 weeks ago
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★★★★★
My golf buddies lost it.
Bought this as a joke gift for myself after a rough round. Couldn't get through the first hole without someone commenting on it. My buddy literally stopped mid-swing to read it. Would buy again.
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Dave K. Verified
Phoenix, AZ · 1 month ago
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★★★★★
My whole league wants one.
Wore this to our Wednesday evening league and by the end of the round I had four guys asking for the website. Print quality is excellent — crisp edges, no peeling after two washes.
JO
James O. Verified
Tampa, FL · 3 weeks ago
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Our Story

Born From A Triple Bogey
And A Beer

It started on the back nine of a local muni course. Three buddies. Six beers. And one particularly catastrophic hole that involved two water balls, a tree ricochet, and a sand trap that might as well have been the Sahara.

As we stood there updating our scores (generously), someone said it: "You know what? We're terrible at this game... and I've never had more fun."

That's when Bogey Club was born. For the 99% who play for the laughs, the trash talk, and the inexplicable joy of a well-struck 7-iron followed immediately by a chunk that goes 40 yards.

Find Your Fit

Size Guide

SIZE HEIGHT WEIGHT
S5'5"–5'8"130–155 lbs
M5'8"–5'11"155–180 lbs
L5'11"–6'1"180–215 lbs
XL6'1"–6'3"215–245 lbs
2XL6'2"–6'4"245–280 lbs
3XL6'3"+250–290 lbs
💡 Tip: Comfort Colors 1717 runs true to size. Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one. Between sizes? Most golfers go up.
Common Questions

Got Questions?

How long will shipping take? +
Orders ship within 2–3 business days from our USA print facility. Delivery typically takes 5–7 business days within the US. You'll get a tracking number the moment your order ships.
What if it doesn't fit? +
Free size exchanges within 30 days. No questions asked. Just email us and we'll ship out the right size.
Will the print fade or crack? +
Nope. We use premium DTG printing on Comfort Colors 100% ring-spun cotton — built to survive 50+ washes without fading or cracking.
Can I return it if I don't love it? +
Absolutely. 30-day money-back guarantee. If the shirt doesn't make you (or your golf buddies) smile, we'll refund you. Simple as a tap-in putt.
Do you ship internationally? +
Yes — golfers around the world rep Bogey Club. International shipping rates and delivery times vary by location, calculated at checkout.
Last call before you go

Stop Taking Golf
So Seriously

Your therapist costs $200/hour. This shirt costs $33.95 and delivers the same level of emotional honesty.

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